Teddy Boy (Sega Master System review)

Developer: Sega Enterprises, Ltd.
Publisher: Sega Enterprises, Ltd.
Released: 1986

Teddy Boy is an action-platformer that was first released in the Arcade in 1985.

+ Figuring out the best position to safely attack each level is enjoyable, and the intelligent enemy A.I. is tough to outwit.

+ Shrewdly adds extra intensity by collapsing your current platform if you haven't moved within a set amount of time.

+ After losing a life, the game doesn't reset the stage and instead remembers how many foes you have left to destroy.

- Mid-air adjustments are overly sensitive on the horizontal axis and it's unbearably easy to miss your intended target.

- Early difficulty spike is enormous and there's nothing that prepares you for the speed and aggressiveness of enemies.

- Buttons are reversed which can cause issues in the heat of battle, and the repetitive music grates the more you play.

- After a handful of rounds, you've seen everything the game has to offer and it doesn't improve on its initial core ideas.

Marcel Desailly Pro Soccer (Nokia N-Gage review)

Developer: G Artist
Publisher: Gameloft
Released: 2004

Marcel Desailly Pro Soccer is a sports game that was also released on the Sony PlayStation (2002) and Sony PlayStation 2 (2002).

+ Good range of modes on offer, along with lots of tactical formations and a decent selection of club / international teams.

+ Coaching aspect of managing team fitness levels during matches is fun, and your progress is saved in cups and leagues.

+ SFX do an excellent job of creating a raucous atmosphere, and there's some humorous animations when you score a goal.

- Sprites are incredibly tiny and the minuscule map of your teammates is all but useless for locating their whereabouts on the pitch.

- Suffers from the occasional animation delay whereby button inputs will eventually register a few seconds after being pressed.

- A.I. is dumb, as your teammates rarely put in the effort to tackle and opponents sometimes dribble the ball out of bounds.

- Presentation lacks flair and excitement, and the game doesn't even have the decency to show you replays of your goals.

Operation Shadow (Nokia N-Gage review)

Developer: Torus Games
Publisher: Nokia
Released: 2004

Operation Shadow is a third-person action game that's exclusive to the Nokia N-Gage.

+ Objectives are varied and there's a nice range of vehicles (including helicopters and jeeps) to compliment the on-foot action.

+ First two missions are enjoyable, especially for fans of the Contra series, and the game saves your high score after each one.

- However, the difficulty then skyrockets to an absurd degree with swarms of tanks that can instantly kill you from off-screen.

- Vehicles are severely under-powered and ammo is too scarce to make them a valuable tool in your combat arsenal.

- It's impossible to get close enough to most targets without first taking damage, meaning skill-based play is thwarted.

- Mission objectives sound simple, but they typically have a confusing nuance that's only decipherable through trial-and-error.

- Narrow draw distance, low polygon count and extreme pop-in magnify the game's woefully unpolished feel.

Colin McRae Rally 2005 (Nokia N-Gage review)

Developer: Ideaworks3D
Publisher: Codemasters
Released: 2004

Colin McRae Rally 2005 is a racing game that was released on numerous systems including the Sony PlayStation Portable (2005).

+ Lots to keep you occupied in solo and multiplayer modes, with a whopping 64 courses split across eight different countries.

+ Difficulty caters well to both newcomers and experts, and the amazing course design mixes in wide turns with narrow, twisting roads.

+ Optionally, those who enjoy customising their car will find plenty of options to tinker based on factors such as weather / road surface.

+ Limited repair times at midway intervals force you to strategise on the most important adjustments for the second leg of the race.

+ Detailed graphics, excellent draw distance, and your co-driver gives you ample notice to prepare for upcoming turns.

+ Smooth performance and the seriously impressive frame-rate wipes the floor with Sega Rally Championship (2004, Nokia N-Gage).

- Controls can be tricky to become accustomed to, and for a while it can feel like you're trying to wrestle the car into staying on track.

Aztec Adventure: The Golden Road to Paradise (Sega Master System review)

Developer: Sega R&D 2
Publisher: Sega of America
Released: 1988

Aztec Adventure: The Golden Road to Paradise is an action game that was released in Japan as Nazca '88.

+ Has an excellent mixture of enemy types and hazards that are gradually introduced to give players new challenges.

+ Concept-wise, recruiting an enemy to fight alongside you by exchanging money is a great idea to open up the gameplay.

- However, in practice they're completely useless, as they rarely attack foes and prefer to wander around aimlessly.

- Difficulty is brutal due to twitchy enemies / bullet swarms, and cycling through items in the heat of battle is cumbersome.

- Enemies are often found lurking near entrances, and as soon as you enter the screen you'll take unforeseen cheap damage.

- Your sword has a very short range and the questionable hit detection leads to uncertainty over whether your attacks will land.

- Demon targets take an age to defeat and the majority of your special weapons lack impact, making you feel under-powered.

Andre Agassi Tennis (Sega Game Gear review)

Developer: TecMagik
Publisher: TecMagik
Released: 1993

Andre Agassi Tennis is a sports title that was also released on the Sega Genesis (1992) and Sega Master System (1993).

+ It's slightly easier to return the ball compared to the 16-bit original, and there's some cool crowd sprites in the background.

- Still requires exact positioning to hit the ball, but the jittery animation makes it hard to line up with a cross court shot.

- Action is too zoomed-in and you can't even see your player on the near baseline when the CPU is about to serve.

- Annoyingly, there's a noticeable delay for each animation sequence to activate in relation to your button presses.

- Opponent A.I. is seemingly unfinished, as they can look like a world beater before forgetting to swing their racket.

- Crowd is eerily silent throughout each match and there's no difficulty options to tailor the game to your liking.

- Skins Tournament mode is absent from this 8-bit port, which was the only redeeming feature of the Sega Genesis version.

Andre Agassi Tennis (Sega Master System review)

Developer: TecMagik

Publisher: TecMagik
Released: 1993

Andre Agassi Tennis is a sports title that was also released on the Sega Genesis (1992) and Sega Game Gear (1993).

+ It's slightly easier to return the ball compared to the 16-bit original, and there's some cool crowd sprites in the background.

- Still requires exact positioning to hit the ball, but the jittery animation makes it hard to line up with a cross court shot.

- Annoyingly, there's a noticeable delay for each animation sequence to activate in relation to your button presses.

- Players often dive for the ball in the wrong direction and there's a strange bug where a sprite will jump to another location.

- Opponent A.I. is seemingly unfinished, as they can look like a world beater before forgetting to swing their racket.

- Crowd is eerily silent throughout each match and there's no difficulty options to tailor the game to your liking.

- Skins Tournament mode is absent from this 8-bit port, which was the only redeeming feature of the Sega Genesis version.

Andre Agassi Tennis (Sega Mega Drive / Genesis review)

Developer: Epyx, Halestorm
Publisher: TecMagik
Released: 1992

Andre Agassi Tennis is a sports title that was ported to the Sega Game Gear and Sega Master System in 1993.

+ Skins Tournament mode has real promise, as instead of a fixed match prize it offers a variable purse for each shot.

- Requires exact positioning to hit the ball, but the players move so slowly that it's hard to line up with a cross court shot.

- Animation is light on frames and there's a noticeable delay for each sequence to activate in relation to your button presses.

- It's weirdly challenging to judge spatial distance between your player and an incoming ball, making every return a nightmare.

- Opponent A.I. is seemingly unfinished, as they can look like a world beater before forgetting to swing their racket.

- Crowd is eerily silent throughout each match and there's no difficulty options to tailor the game to your liking.

- Prior to each CPU serve the game randomly forces you to press the Start button, which is an unnecessary step!

Ariel the Little Mermaid (Sega Game Gear review)

Developer: BlueSky Software, Disney Software
Publisher: Sega
Released: 1992

Ariel the Little Mermaid is an action title that was previously released on the Sega Genesis (1992) and Sega Master System (1996).

+ Ability to call upon your fish friends is a charming mechanic that can net you treasure and open new pathways.

- However, using button combinations to summon them is clunky and they sometimes wander off-screen without helping!

- Frame-rate is dreadful, the game randomly speeds up and down, and the scrolling is so jerky it'll hurt your eyeballs.

- Controls are wildly unreliable and you're never quite sure if a light d-pad tap will make Ariel inch forward or zoom ahead.

- Checking the map to locate polyps is tedious and it also takes a painful amount of time for the graphic to draw-in.

- Ariel frequently gets stuck on the scenery, and the adventure is all too brief as there's only four short levels.

- Bosses are extremely disappointing, as you can stand in one spot and blast away at the static foe in front of you.

Ariel the Little Mermaid (Sega Master System review)

Developer: BlueSky Software, Disney Software
Publisher: Tec Toy
Released: 1996

Ariel the Little Mermaid is an action title that was previously released on the Sega Game Gear (1992) and Sega Genesis (1992).

+ Ability to call upon your fish friends is a charming mechanic that can net you treasure and open new pathways.

- However, using button combinations to summon them is clunky and they sometimes wander off-screen without helping!

- Frame-rate is dreadful, the game randomly speeds up and down, and the scrolling is so jerky it'll hurt your eyeballs.

- Controls are wildly unreliable and it's clear this was a dirty port of the handheld version due to smaller resolution windows.

- Checking the map to locate polyps is tedious and it also takes a painful amount of time for the graphic to draw-in.

- Ariel frequently gets stuck on the scenery, and the adventure is all too brief as there's only four short levels.

- Bosses are extremely disappointing, as you can stand in one spot and blast away at the static foe in front of you.

Ariel the Little Mermaid (Sega Mega Drive / Genesis review)

Developer: BlueSky Software, Disney Software
Publisher: Sega
Released: 1992

Ariel the Little Mermaid is an action title that was also released on the Sega Game Gear (1992) and Sega Master System (1996).

+ Ability to call upon your fish friends is a charming mechanic that can net you treasure and open new pathways.

- Gameplay is mind-numbingly repetitive in its collect-a-thon nature, and Ariel frequently gets stuck on the scenery.

- Levels are poorly constructed with monotonous layouts, and there's barely any distinctive moments throughout.

- Controls are wildly unreliable and you're never quite sure if a light d-pad tap will make Ariel inch forward or zoom ahead.

- Frame-rate is dreadful and the game randomly speeds up and down, even when there's no enemy sprites in the vicinity.

- Checking the map to locate polyps is tedious and an on-screen radar would have stopped the constant interruptions.

- Bosses are extremely disappointing, as you can stand in one spot and blast away at the static foe in front of you.

Asterix and the Secret Mission (Sega Game Gear review)

Developer: Sega CS2
Publisher: Sega Enterprises, Ltd.
Released: 1994

Asterix and the Secret Mission is an action-platformer that was first released on the Sega Master System in 1993.

+ Playing as Asterix or Obelix yields different layouts, and fans will enjoy seeing minor changes versus the SMS version.

+ Unique abilities of both characters give you distinct ways to tackle the stages, especially as Obelix can't double-jump.

+ Secret areas / hidden items are in abundance and it's fun exploring off the beaten path to see everything available.

+ Has a more comprehensive finale compared to the previous Asterix game (1991, SMS) and it packs a greater challenge.

- Even though slowdown isn't as egregious as the console version, it still exists and causes timing snags with platforming.

- Layouts are by-the-numbers and exhibit little of the clever stage design and playfulness found in the preceding game.

- Special weapons are no longer used in interesting ways to navigate the environment, and there's some collision issues.

Asterix and the Secret Mission (Sega Master System review)

Developer: Sega CS2
Publisher: Sega Enterprises, Ltd.
Released: 1993

Asterix and the Secret Mission is an action-platformer that was also released on the Sega Game Gear (1994).

+ Playing as either Asterix or Obelix yields entirely different layouts, and even some of the shared puzzles are modified.

+ Unique abilities of both characters give you distinct ways to tackle the stages, especially as Obelix can't double-jump.

+ Secret areas / hidden items are in abundance and it's fun exploring off the beaten path to see everything available.

+ Has a more comprehensive finale compared to the previous Asterix game (1991, SMS) and it packs a greater challenge.

- Slowdown is rampant from the opening level and it causes platforming issues when the action keeps fluctuating in speed.

- Layouts are by-the-numbers and exhibit little of the clever stage design and playfulness found in the preceding game.

- Special weapons are no longer used in interesting ways to navigate the environment, and there's some collision issues.

Summer Games (Sega Master System review)

Developer: Zap Corporation
Publisher: Sega
Released: 1991

Summer Games is a sports title that was released on numerous platforms including the Atari 7800 (1987).

+ Similar to Track and Field (1983, Arcade), each event includes a pre-set World Record to give you a benchmark.

+ Presentation is excellent with high-quality chip-tune versions of all eight national anthems and tons of catchy jingles.

- However, the game makes you listen to them on repeat and the tunes irritatingly hold up your attempts at each event.

- 100m Dash has little excitement, as the CPU pacer runs at a pathetically slow speed and you'll always be miles ahead.

- Platform Diving is choppier than the Atari 7800 version and Gymnastics has a crude way to consistently gain a top score.

- Pole Vault has finicky timing over 5.10 height, and 100m Freestyle favours button bashing over the 7800's stroke cadence.

- Only five events and the judges' scores can vary wildly, with the difference sometimes being a whole 2-3 points.

Surf Ninjas (Sega Game Gear review)

Developer: NuFX
Publisher: Sega
Released: 1993

Surf Ninjas is an action title that's based on the 1993 movie of the same name.

+ Offers on-the-fly strategy, as you can press Pause at any time to exchange gold for special weapons and upgrades.

+ Stage 1's restaurant setting is a great opener, and locating the hidden cave to obtain the Kwantzu item is rewarding.

- However, the majority of the game's other stages are mundane with copy/paste layouts and bland scenic backdrops.

- Animation is jerky and button presses are frequently delayed or refuse to register entirely in the heat of battle.

- Double jump is unreliable, which leads to cheap deaths in later stages where precision platforming is expected.

- While checkpoints are fair, the game can spawn you in front of enemies who immediately deliver uncontested attacks.

- Suffers from a low frame-rate, and Johnny's pedestrian walking speed forces you to constantly jump to move quicker.

Scratch Golf (Sega Game Gear review)

Developer: Eleca, SIMS
Publisher: VIC Tokai
Released: 1994

Scratch Golf is a sports title that's exclusive to the Sega Game Gear.

+ Well designed holes (some with 600+ yard pins) and there's even advanced options including club sets and driver material.

+ Unlike similar titles such as Mean 18 Ultimate Golf (1989, Atari 7800), this one displays the club max distance in-game.

+ Presentation is excellent, with many catchy jingles that strike a sombre note for bogies and giddy tunes for birdies.

- Overhead view creates a myriad of problems and doesn't provide a decent angle of where your intended shot will travel.

- Putting is super confusing and unintuitive at first, as the display consists of multiple lines moving in different directions.

- Doesn't let you use a putter on the fringe, and even when you're on the green shots lip out with alarming frequency.

- Graphics are unimpressive for a 1994 release with little scenic detail, and there's no crowd SFX throughout.

Great Golf (Sega Master System review)

Developer: Whiteboard
Publisher: Sega of America
Released: 1987

Great Golf is a sports game that's known as Masters Golf in Japan.

+ Supports 1-4 players and the course design has some challenging layouts, particularly the devious split-island hole.

+ Unique features include throwing grass to gauge wind, and ground level angles showing the slope of the putting green.

+ Voice clips for a successful green shot are neat motivators and resemble those found in Neo Turf Masters (1996, Neo Geo).

- Only displays club distance on initial selection, so you'll constantly have to consult the manual or memorise them.

- It's potluck trying to determine where shots will land, as the overhead map doesn't include a path indicator for the ball.

- Putting is seriously flawed as the distance to the cup isn't shown, leaving you to guess how much power to use.

- Inability to add topspin or backspin makes it tough to shoot under par, and the lack of crowd SFX hurt the atmosphere.

Asterix (Sega Master System review)

Developer: Sega CS2
Publisher: Sega
Released: 1991

Asterix is an action-platformer that's exclusive to Sega's 8-bit console.

+ Stages are beautifully crafted with bite-sized challenges and many secret areas to locate if you're willing to explore.

+ Replayability is huge, as most stages allow you to play as either Asterix or Obelix with your choice affecting the layout.

+ Has a nice mixture of basic puzzles, along with auto-scrolling sections and areas where you can travel above / below ground.

+ Stage 4-2 is a highlight, as a hidden key can only be found by throwing an explosive into a cannon to blast yourself upwards.

+ Controls are rock solid with the perfect amount of jump momentum and mid-air finesse, making every death your own fault.

- Noticeable lulls in boss fights due to them being front-loaded, and jumping out of water involves too much button bashing.

- Some later levels rely heavily on monotonous block breaking, and Stage 8's finale is a real let-down in its limited scope.

Back to the Future Part III (Sega Master System review)

Developer: Probe Software, Krisalis Software
Publisher: Image Works
Released: 1992

Back to the Future Part III is an action title that's based on the 1990 movie of the same name.

+ Music is one of the redeeming features, and once you've beaten a stage you can continue from that point indefinitely.

+ As the game only launched in PAL territories, the reduced 50Hz speed gives you more time to react in the horse riding level.

- However, it's still punishing due to logs that are dropped without warning, and heavy memorisation is required to succeed.

- Missing the Shooting Gallery from the Sega Genesis version (1991) and with only three stages the game's content is thin.

- Pie Throwing level is a shambles due to unintuitive controls and the isometric viewpoint affects launch angle calculations.

- The final Train level is hindered by oppressive checkpoints and the game often refuses to throw a dish towards enemies.

- Even if you do suffer through all three stages it's not worth the grind, as the ending sequence is lacklustre.

Back to the Future Part III (Sega Mega Drive / Genesis review)

Developer: Probe Software
Publisher: Arena Entertainment
Released: 1991

Back to the Future Part III is an action title that's based on the 1990 movie of the same name.

+ Music is one of the game's redeeming features, and once you've beaten a stage you can continue from that point indefinitely.

- Punishing horse riding level relies on memorisation due to a lack of horizontal space and hazards that zoom towards you.

- Shooting Gallery doesn't display the score criteria and uses a three-position vertical input instead of a free-moving crosshair.

- Pie Throwing level is an utter shambles, as the controls are unintuitive and it's far too easy to apply unwanted spin.

- The final Train level is hindered by unresponsive controls, enemies that fire from off-screen and oppressive checkpoints.

- There's only four stages in the entire game and it's not worth grinding through to see the lacklustre ending.

- Weirdly, the game is overly dark stemming from a programming oversight rather than a defect with the selected TV!

Back to the Future Part II (Sega Master System review)

Developer: Images
Publisher: Image Works
Released: 1991

Back to the Future Part II is an action-puzzle game that's based on the 1989 movie of the same name.

+ Brave attempt at housing multiple gameplay types and the shifting camera scrolling in the first level is a cool concept.

- Hoverboard stages are far too long with spaced-out checkpoints, relentless enemies and bad collision detection.

- Controls are infuriatingly stiff and your inputs never feel like they're being accurately represented by Marty.

- While you can attack using your punch, it's utterly pointless due to its short range that seldom makes contact with foes.

- Level 2's door puzzle brings the action to a crawl, while Level 4's sliding puzzle is a laborious snoozefest.

- Beat-em-up level is pathetic as you can hit enemies from yards away and destroy incoming bikes by simply kicking them!

- Has unfortunate game-breaking bugs, including one that traps you in the corner until your lives are depleted.

The Addams Family (Sega Game Gear review)

Developer: Arc Developments
Publisher: Flying Edge
Released: 1993

The Addams Family is an adventure title that's loosely based on the 1991 film of the same name.

+ Mansion is an absolute joy to navigate due to its themed rooms, and the fun platform challenges add to the game's variety.

+ Does a brilliant job of guiding players to their next objective and there's plenty of secret rooms to find hidden cash.

+ Unlike many games in the genre, the puzzles aren't obtuse and the solutions can be figured out by using logical methods.

+ Graphics are a nice step up from the NES version (1992) with more detailed sprites and amazing character portraits.

- Hit detection can often be wonky, causing you to fall through platforms or take damage despite landing on an enemy.

- A few of the Mansion's rooms contain instant hazards upon entering, which is a rather cheap way of draining your life bar.

- Adventure is a very brief affair and the zoomed-in screen results in having little time to react to incoming enemies.

The Addams Family (Sega Master System review)

Developer: Arc Developments
Publisher: Flying Edge
Released: 1993

The Addams Family is an adventure title that's loosely based on the 1991 film of the same name.

+ Mansion is an absolute joy to navigate due to its themed rooms, and the fun platform challenges add to the game's variety.

+ Does a brilliant job of guiding players to their next objective and there's plenty of secret rooms to find hidden cash.

+ Unlike many games in the genre, the puzzles aren't obtuse and the solutions can be figured out by using logical methods.

+ Graphics are a nice step up from the NES version (1992) with more detailed sprites and amazing character portraits.

- Hit detection can often be wonky, causing you to fall through platforms or take damage despite landing on an enemy.

- A few of the Mansion's rooms contain instant hazards upon entering, which is a rather cheap way of draining your life bar.

- Doesn't take long for the credits to roll and one wonders if content was cut due to some padlocked doors never opening.

After Burner (Sega Master System review)

Developer: Sega Enterprises, Ltd.
Publisher: Tonka
Released: 1988

After Burner is a rail shooter that was first released in the Arcade in 1987.

+ Has 18 stages of chaotic action and using a barrel roll to deftly avoid an inbound missile is a thrill that never gets old.

+ Day-night cycles are fantastic, and the changing scenery after beating each stage keeps you wanting to progress.

+ Great vehicle sprite work, and the take-off sequences look awesome while including the iconic "Get Ready!" speech.

- Frame-rate is low and the lack of proper scaling makes it difficult to judge the path of incoming enemy projectiles.

- Gameplay is punishingly tough and with no continues you'll need to repeatedly grind through the opening stages.

- Your jet is incapable of smooth circular motions, meaning skillful dodging of aircraft / missiles is problematic.

- Boss-style battles against Flying Fortress enemies slows the action to a crawl and negates any attempt at precision.

Alf (Sega Master System review)

Developer: Nexa
Publisher: Sega of America
Released: 1989

Alf is an action-adventure title that's based on the hit TV sitcom of the same name.

+ There's some humorous quips from Alf if he's left idle, and the music (while admittedly repetitive) is very catchy.

- Gets off to a brutal start in the tough cave section and it's potluck whether you successfully hit the respawning bats.

- Collision detection is terrible and the game often thinks you've made contact with street bikers despite clear distance.

- Light on content / locations, and if the Book item is purchased the game cheaply sends you back to the title screen!

- In-game hints have an irritating tendency to quickly disappear if you're holding a button or d-pad direction at the same time.

- Game engine feels like it's always on the verge of breaking down, with frequent stutters and slowdown throughout.

- Animation is poor (especially when using the staircase), and Alf's sprite briefly disappears when turning.